A cheeky, nostalgic twist on Bring Me the Horizon’s iconic lyric, this card is for the emos who grew up with muddy knees, punk playlists, and a healthy respect for the sandpit turtle. Featuring original artwork of a tattooed green turtle pit surrounded by barbed wire, this card hits the sweet spot between alternative edge and childhood chaos.
Perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, or just to send a bit of unhinged joy to a fellow alt soul. Blank inside so you can scrawl your own feelings – whether that’s “I hope you choke” or “happy birthday, legend.”
Printed on high-quality, recycled card stock and paired with a matte black envelope for that dark and moody finishing touch.
Details:
Size: A5 (approx. 148 x 210mm)
Blank inside for your own message
Printed on recycled card stock
Comes with a premium black envelope
Ideal for fans of BMTH, alt music, and emo nostalgia
Give it, frame it, or keep it forever in your shrine of unhinged greatness.
