This is your birthday card — not your last resort.
Inspired by the iconic Papa Roach anthem, this card is perfect for anyone who grew up screaming emo lyrics into their hairbrush. Featuring bold, distressed text and a beautifully gross cockroach wreath (you’re welcome), it’s equal parts hilarious and unhinged.
Printed on high-quality recycled card-stock, this A5 card is blank inside so you can pour out your darkest birthday wishes — or just draw more bugs.
Perfect for:
Alt friends, elder emos, nu-metal nostalgia lovers, and anyone who wants a birthday card with a bit more… bite.
